Religion has convinced people that there’s an invisible man … living in the sky. Who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn’t want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer, and suffer, and burn, and scream, until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you. He loves you and he needs money. — George Carlin (via kushandwizdom)
Before you kiss a guy
Grab his waist, then pull him close to your body. Look into his eyes, look at his lips while biting yours, look back at his eyes again. Grab his face gently, then slowly lean in whisper into his ear: “The lannisters send their regards” then stab him in the chest, whilst his mum watches.
It’ll drive him crazy, i promise.