liquorsexandtattoos:

Think about how fast he snitched tho

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hoparamore:

paintparamore:

evelinathoren:

My collab with Sophie
Prints at evelinathoren.bigcartel.com. $8 a piece. :)

Go buy yourself one! (: 

this is so good guys !

hoparamore:

paintparamore:

evelinathoren:

My collab with Sophie

Prints at evelinathoren.bigcartel.com. $8 a piece. :)

Go buy yourself one! (: 

this is so good guys !

drnerdlove:

gimpnelly:

newageamazon:

gimpnelly:

elluvias:

heterophobicgoat:

stupidandreckless:

NOOOO NO NO NONO FUCK FUCK  FUCKIG CBS IS TELLING WOMEN NOT TO REPORT SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE IT WILL “DAMAGE THEIR CAREERS” and “HARASSMENT IS AN UNFORTUNATE PART OF CLIMBING THE LADDER” I AM SO ANGRY THEY ARE LITERALLY TURNING SEXUAL HARASSMENT INTO A NORM THIS IS NOT OKAY

This is an actual article and I’m still having a hard time believing it’s real.

IF YOU ARE SEXUALLY HARRASSED YOU REPORT THAT SHIT

That is AWFUL. Please report it when you’re sexually harassed. If not for yourself, to try to protect future victims.

FUCK THIS SHIT.

Look, I can understand circumstances where, yeah, reporting it is difficult and you would choose not to.  There are times when you literally HAVE NO OTHER CHOICE and it sucks, and those assholes are taking advantage of it.  Not every woman can put her source of income at risk like that, and the one thing the article gets right is that the laws DON’T always work, you are NOT guaranteed protection.

Which is why we need to keep fighting for better laws and better enforcement of policies.  Which is why when you CAN report it, you SHOULD and FIGHT against this mindset that it’s just something women have to deal with if we want to sit at the boys table.  Harassment is NOT just an inconvenience, it is dehumanizing, it is upsetting, it is a weapon used against women and it is BEYOND NOT OKAY. 

And of course: why the fuck are you acting like women should have to control whether they report it or not instead of the very basic fact that MEN SHOULD NOT BE DOING THIS?!?!

FUUUUUUUUUCK EVERYTHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING.

You said all the things I meant to say but didn’t while blinded with rage and flailing at the keyboard. :)

I’m sorry, “Shit sucks and the laws don’t really work, so stay quiet and suck it up” is a HORRIBLE FUCKING ARGUMENT. If the laws don’t really work YOU FUCKING MAKE SOME NOISE AND MAKE PEOPLE CHANGE THEM. 

And I’m going to agree with NewAgeAmazon: there needs to be a lot more “Dudes, don’t do this shit” out there. LOTS more.

iconuk01:

fleetsparrow:

saucefactory:


queelez:


lord-of-the-nerds:


discordion:


When he was 2 years old, he fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull
When he was 6 years old, he mistakenly drank boric acid.
When he was 9 years old, he fell over a small cliff and broke his leg.
When he was 11 years old, he contracted measles and was in a coma for nine days.
When he was 14 years old, he broke his arm when he caught it in a carriage door.
When he was 19 years old, he was struck on the head by a falling brick.
When he was 23 years old, he almost died from the effects of tainted wine.
When he was 29 years old, Adolph Sax invented the saxophone.


clearly someone didn’t want that saxophone invented 


#incompetent time-travelling saxophone haters


THIS NEEDS TO BE A 300-PAGE SCI-FI NOVEL BECAUSE I WOULD READ THE HELL OUTTA THAT


Actually, I would say that something really wanted the saxophone invented.

A cosmic battle between the forces of darkness and light over the creation of the saxophone… I’m just not sure which was on which side of the battle.

iconuk01:

fleetsparrow:

saucefactory:

queelez:

lord-of-the-nerds:

discordion:

When he was 2 years old, he fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull

When he was 6 years old, he mistakenly drank boric acid.

When he was 9 years old, he fell over a small cliff and broke his leg.

When he was 11 years old, he contracted measles and was in a coma for nine days.

When he was 14 years old, he broke his arm when he caught it in a carriage door.

When he was 19 years old, he was struck on the head by a falling brick.

When he was 23 years old, he almost died from the effects of tainted wine.

When he was 29 years old, Adolph Sax invented the saxophone.

clearly someone didn’t want that saxophone invented 

#incompetent time-travelling saxophone haters

THIS NEEDS TO BE A 300-PAGE SCI-FI NOVEL BECAUSE I WOULD READ THE HELL OUTTA THAT

Actually, I would say that something really wanted the saxophone invented.

A cosmic battle between the forces of darkness and light over the creation of the saxophone… I’m just not sure which was on which side of the battle.

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Drive to home/Дорога домой[190414]

Мокрые дороги. Город после дождя. Почти 4 утра. Старик за рулём такси. Дружелюбный и быстрый, то что надо. По пути нас 2 раза фотографируют камеры без фотографов. Яркая вспышка на долю секунды будит лучше, чем сестра пришедшая в 3:45 утра, хотя обещала быть к часу. Мы сворачиваем с моста налево. Пустая улица вся наша. В конце только бесконечность и намёк на туман. Серия из зелёных светофоров, каждые 1.5 секунды один фонарь уходит из поля зрения и другой приходит. Вспоминается эта мелодия из фильма, пианино играет мягко, но ритмично как метроном. Проносящиеся мимо деревья лишь добавляют детали и жизни к пустынным улицам, где каждый источник света отображается в лужах и на мокрой поверхности асфальта. Встречаем двух мужчин, останавливаемся, один из них садится на заднее сидение. Ему не по пути, но у него есть деньги и проблемы с коротко-срочной памятью из-за тех 3 литров Белого Медведя. Нас ещё раз запечатляет камера без фотографа, но до дома осталось уже совсем немного. В голове песня канадского рэппера-певца, перед глазами любимая улица, на которой вырос. Мысли о том, как давно я не писал чего-то этакого, чего-то цельного. Главное не забыть записать. Проезжаем через дворы, старик упоминает название старого магазина, которого уже давным давно нет. В этот момент в каком-то уголке моей головы всплывает этот магазин. Его вход, коридоры, маленькие камеры, которым 7летние мы улыбались и махали руками. Старик даёт сдачу на удивление мелкими купюрами, звучит спокойной ночи, звук закрытия двери Дачии Логана и через 3 секунды писк от открытия подъезда магнитным ключом. Лифт, как по заказу, оказался на нужном этаже. Дома меня никто не ждал, никто не волновался, не звонил и не оставил в холодильнике ужин. Меня ждали только кровать и подушка в свои мягкие объятия. Будильник, как обычно начнёт звонить в 8. Я, как обычно, проснусь в 9, если повезёт не опоздаю на работу. Надеюсь дождя не будет и что время не будет так быстро уходить. Ведь даже если у тебя не осталось ничего, то у тебя всегда есть время. И его всегда недостаточно.


Ненужный Эпилог
(Прожигайте эту жизнь, прожигайте её до тла. Нужно сжигать не только мосты, но и калории и сомнения. Прожигайте только так, как вы можете, потому что никто другой так не сделает, никто другой не сделает, то что вы делаете каждый день.)

youshoothimdownbuthewontfall:

time to drool at the hottest man

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paintparamore:

ohmyhayleywilliams:

paintparamore:

I turned them into stickers! I think it’s super cool so excuse me but look at it. It really is cool! 

not kidding Sophie, i would buy these. they look so good!<3

Hoping to open up my own big cartel soon! It would be really awesome to have people walking around with these things I made :D 


Thankyou! You’ve inspired me to make some adjustments to my notebook :) check it out

paintparamore:

ohmyhayleywilliams:

paintparamore:

I turned them into stickers! I think it’s super cool so excuse me but look at it. It really is cool! 

not kidding Sophie, i would buy these. they look so good!<3

Hoping to open up my own big cartel soon! It would be really awesome to have people walking around with these things I made :D 

Thankyou! You’ve inspired me to make some adjustments to my notebook :) check it out

(via paintparamore)

im-a-paramonster:

Paramore ruined my life meme; ~ favorite music videos [5/5]: Ain’t It Fun

I don’t mind, letting you down easy, but just give it time. If it don’t  hurt now, then just wait, just wait a while. You’re not the big fish in the pond, no more. You are what they’re feeding on.

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noworries-justdisney:

     So, I was watching Meet the Robinsons last night and this scene came up, and then this just sort of…happened.

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