Nice things to whisper when hugging someone

yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

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1nanna:

tastefullyoffensive:

Animals Stealing Food [x]

Previously: Animals vs. Kids, Cats Giving High Fives

the monkey stealing the bananas KNOWS it’s doing something wrong, it knows.

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kierongillen:

95% of WicDiv team meetings end up like this.

wheatthins245:

cosplay-in-the-usa:

Please take a moment and watch this video.

Holy shit

(via holding-an-enemy)

isaidfuckyouandyoureyebrows:

theselfishknitter:

lastnightsmusings:

starslicer:

cravingmcnuggie:








Remember when Obama brought them home?



This post got so much better

isaidfuckyouandyoureyebrows:

theselfishknitter:

lastnightsmusings:

starslicer:

cravingmcnuggie:

Remember when Obama brought them home?

This post got so much better

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nyehs:

iraffiruse:

Listen here, you little shit…

HHGHGH TEDISON

(via holding-an-enemy)

dutchster:

These are the little things that make you happy (via)

dutchster:

These are the little things that make you happy (via)

(via auerr)

onesubsjourney:

iamoceanic:

kettlebellsandkittens:

amandafiske:

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

Cats are fucking great ok

I was watching this and my cat came over like “what the fuck are you watching”

Hahaha!!!!! ^^^ 💜

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Make somebody hear you. If you don’t hear anything else, hear that. Make somebody hear what you have to say, because it’s important.

Make somebody hear you. If you don’t hear anything else, hear that. Make somebody hear what you have to say, because it’s important.

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lostbeneaththesea:

PARAHOY! Giveaway!

Hey friends, in honor of the Paramore’s Self-Titled Album one-year anniversary, I am doing a giveaway! Pictured above is everything included in the prize pack:

  • PARAHOY! sunglasses
  • PARAHOY! beach tote bag
  • PARAHOY! wrist band
  • PARAHOY! poster signed by the members of Paramore

All of these items were exclusive to cruise-goers and as far as I am aware cannot be purchased via the PARAHOY! store. Although this giveaway is open to everyone, I wanted to give those who were not able to go on PARAHOY! a chance to take home a piece of Para-history so please don’t be greedy if you already have this stuff.

 Here be the rules, arrrrrrrgghh:

  • Reblog this post ONCE to enter for a chance to win this PARAHOY! prize pack - multiple reblogs will not increase your chances of winning (and will annoy your followers, so be kind!) Likes do not count for a chance to win, you MUST reblog this post to be entered.
  • The contest is open from 04/10/2014 to 04/13/2014 closing at midnight on the 13th (CST).
  • Contest is open worldwide. 
  • The Winner will be chosen at random via random.org and will be contacted via tumblr ask (so please have your asks open!)
  • No giveaway blogs will be considered in this contest, all entries will be vetted before the winner is finalized.
  • The winners must be willing to provide shipping information. 
  • Please tag your reblog with #lostbeneaththesea so I can access the entries better.

BE KIND, REWIND, AND GOOD LUCK!

All pictures were taken courtesy of Julie

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jacobnewcomb:

The best of Gordon Ramsay.

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sunshine-summer123:

yeahmicah:

dearolivejuice:

sobasicallysherlock:

inthedeereyes:






MEN OF TUMBLR I LOVE YOU





This just made my night. Thank you!!!!!!

sunshine-summer123:

yeahmicah:

dearolivejuice:

sobasicallysherlock:

inthedeereyes:

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MEN OF TUMBLR I LOVE YOU

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ohstopityou


This just made my night. Thank you!!!!!!

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